• Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
  • Cashier: Are you 18?
  • Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

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werewolf-queen:

lumos5001:

long ago the four melons lived together in harmelony and then everything changed when the firemelons attacked

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theeleventhsherlock:

Coulson, looking flustered by Steve’s patriotic bottom

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#avengers

xenopheles:

Reblog if you support Maggie Smith becoming immortal.

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vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

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#lmao #preach

laurencombeferre:

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#Sansa stark #got

pinkgills:

the dude who pulls out a cigarette in front of a girl with lung cancer and then acts like sir dickweed mcfucklamp when she doesn’t understand the worst metaphor on earth seems to be tumblr’s newest squeeze

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#lol #the past 5 posts in a row on my dash have been about this

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mayifindher:

Possibly the best GoT cast photo I’ve found yet.

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#got cast

mskamalakhan:

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#I HAVE SO MANY EMOTIONS #WELP #got #Starks

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hiddley:

#and finally the rightful stark will sit on the iron throne

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#LOL